Parker might have been a little hungover after last night's Emmy parties. There had been an edition of Zero vs. Hollywood on the red carpet, some celebrity-terrifying on the part of the eponymous host, then a lot of congratulations for Peepcapolypse Now doing well in its first week in the theaters. Now there was attempting to think in order to ( Read more... )

The movie Blizzard was okay, but Parker and Zero were having more fun looking at the landmarks. This was supposed to calm Parker down. In theory.

"Hedley Lamarr. Who the hell is that?"

[for the CEO of This is My Real Name Productions.]

One more round of schmoozing with movie moguls, and Parker was ready to pack it in, head home. Zero's movie came out in independent theaters tomorrow night; the DVD two weeks after that, just in time for the first round of indie award nominations in October. Her work here was... not done, no. But the hard part was ( Read more... )

"Seriously, if you're heading into distribution on September 15? Zero should have her pre-release percentage in-hand no later than the fifth. I will pull the guild into this if I have to," Parker said into her phone, slowly pacing in front of the NBC commissary ( Read more... )

"So. Next week, we meet with the people who want to distribute Peepcapolypse Now, and you have to know what you want before we walk in there," Parker was saying. "Limited distribution? A website? DVD deal? Whatever it is, we need a game plan first."

She flopped down on the couch. "And are you thinking of another show for Zero vs. Hollywood yet ( Read more... )

"No, no, no. Zero's next installment of her new show won't be until she's ready. I don't know where you're getting this idea that she's going to let demand dictate her art. She'll make what she wants, when she wants." Parker laughed at the agent on the other end of the phone, and checked out her lipstick in a shop window. "Now, if we're talking ( Read more... )